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On the whole I enjoy my job as a pharmacist. In fact, many of my customers are your mommies and daddys. Jimmy Hopkins? Your mother had awful postpartum depression after you were born. And Danielle? Your father had bad, very bad hemorrhoids that stung him unmerciful. Ugh, they were awful!!! They were like stinky little balloons. Ugh. And I gave him some special anointment, and he hurt so bad that he had to apply it in the car with his sock. Thank you!